Monday, January 2, 2017

WWE RAW Results January 2, 2017 "The New Day will give their New Year’s Resolutions"






“OHH TAMPA — DON’T YOU DARE BE SOUR! CLAP FOR YOUR LONGEST-REIGNING TAG CHAMPS AND FEEL THE POWER!”
The New Day makes their way to the ring. The crowd showers them with praise. Xavier Woods says 2016 was a great year for them. There were some ups and downs, but in the course of the year, they became the longest-reigning WWE World Tag Team Champions! Big E says they’ll be in the 2017 Royal Rumble match. Kingston asks what would the New Year be without some resolutions.
“OHH NEW DAY — DON’T YOU DARE BE SOUR! CLAP FOR YOUR WORLD FAMOUS TITUS BRAND AND FEEL THE POWER!”
Titus O’Neil comes out to the stage gyrating. O’Neil says in order for them to reach their goals, he knows what they need: a new member of The New Day. Everyone is wondering who (said like an owl) that could be. O’Neil offers his services. O’Neil says he has rhythm and starts a “New Day rocks” chant with some bad dancing. Not only does he have rhythm, he has some musical talents. Woods stops him and says, “Oh honey, nobody touches my girl but me!” O’Neil says he respects Francesca, so he always comes prepared. O’Neil blows a whistle and gyrates. They put a stop to this. Big E says everyone knows he blows. O’Neil says his face should be on Booty O’s. Woods says everyone would rather see his face on a milk carton, which gets a good laugh. Woods says no one wants to see his face in the morning. O’Neil says that’s a good joke coming from the weakest link in The New Day. Woods challenges him to a match if he’s man enough. O’Neil punches him down and accepts the challenge.

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